option 4

"I, ___, take you, ___, for my lawful husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until (insert option)"

Option 4

"... SOMETHING I AM SUSPICIOUS OF do us part... You know what I'm talking about you idiot. I've seen all the Polaroids you tried to keep a secret... wearing my lace pink panties, strutting around in my highest heels... You have ONE chance with me... If I ever find you cuddling up with another man I will kill you - both. Then I might kill myself too because all my friends will mock me forever but... we'll see... Let's try this. I love you!"