"I, ___, take you, ___, for my lawful husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until (insert option)."

Option 2

"... the day you come home with lipstick smeared all over your work shirt. Because, honey? There is no turning back. I shall bring you down with all my mighty power, surviving on ice cream and liquor but still strong enough to destroy every last bit of your already broken life. Or... until I find someone else. If that, please go on and piss off."