option 1
Os tempos mudam - as vontades também. Está na hora de ouvirmos algo diferente no final. No final disto, no final de tudo, em todos os finais.
Todos os finais precisam de ser finais diferentes.
"I, ___, take you, ___, for my lawful wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until... (insert option)"
Option 1.
".... the day I find you fucking around with Arnold, the nosey neighbour. I really hate him and that would be the hardest thing for me to take. Arnold is ugly as fuck so if you ever go for him I shall be destroyed inside and every ounce of masculinity in me will be forever gone. You shall pay for my therapy and I hold every right to hold you guilty for my forever sense of sadness. Or until I can't deal with you no longer. Either or both, really..."